The Most Successful Fast Food Joint

Author: kaufman

Date: October 30, 2003

by kaufman
10-30-03
I'm here in hell, which as you can see has not frozen over. However, in a stunning turn of events, there is a new top-selling fast food chain ...
... and it's owned by the devil himself. Tell me, Lucy, to what do you attribute its success?
It's rather simple. We only serve one kind of food -- the things people have been told NOT to eat. They can't resist.
Welcome to McDevil's, how can I help you?
I'd like a 12-piece raw chicken nuggets, a bag of lead paint chips, a large Everclear, and a yellow snow-cone for dessert. And supersize it.