The Fateful Meeting

Author: kaufman

Date: December 9, 2003

by kaufman
12-09-03
I don't believe it! That cup! I can tell! It's my long-;lost other half! Please, if you have any decency, let me have it. I need it to be whole!
What? This cup of organic penile lubricant? You must be mistaken. How could that possibly be your soulmate?