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| Hi there. You may know us from the "sucky sucky" comics, but today we have a special offer for you. | |
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| Yes, you can buy a ten-sucky-sucky coupon set for just $49.95, and we'll throw in your choice of these free gifts: | |
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| An asiangirls raincoat, a feetforears nightlight, or a play money $5 bill with Brad's picture on the front. | |
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| Or you can choose a slightly soiled biscuit or an atlas of Wales donated and autographed by Bazilla. | |
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| They're not ordering. Are they? | |
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| You told me this would work. You said they'd be selling like hotcakes. You took me off the street where I could be earning a fortune for this? I hate you! | |
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