On the Road with M & M

Author: kaufman

Date: May 2, 2005

by kaufman
5-02-05
So I'm trying to wrap up Act 2 with a bang. Right now Portnoy's locked in the wine cellar and Ophelia's got a flat tire, and...
Hang on, mmyers, stop the bike. I always wanted to visit Topeka.
Three Big Mac value meals comes to $14.67, and I'll need exact change -- we just got robbed, and my register's empty.
ROBBED? Forget our meal. Let's go, Mikey. We have crime to fight.
Later ...
Thanks to the two of you for helping to bring that robber to justice. And I must say, that nurse's outfit looks quite fetching on you, Mikey.
Well, just between you and me, Pita, I'm really turned on by you in that cop getup.