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A new superhero has arrived.
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| Help! Help! My boy's lying at the bottom of the pool! | |
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| Fear not, poor damsel. Although I am just a cable repair man, I will be able to dive in and rescue your son. | |
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| Comcast has trained me in CPR, so I will be able to keep the boy alive until the paramedics can arrive. | |
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| Now what I'll need is for him to stay at the bottom of the pool, and I'll come and rescue him sometime between 10 AM and 4:30 PM on Friday. | |
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