The Cable Guy

Author: kaufman

Date: June 17, 2005

by kaufman
6-17-05
A new superhero has arrived.
Help! Help! My boy's lying at the bottom of the pool!
Fear not, poor damsel. Although I am just a cable repair man, I will be able to dive in and rescue your son.
Comcast has trained me in CPR, so I will be able to keep the boy alive until the paramedics can arrive.
Now what I'll need is for him to stay at the bottom of the pool, and I'll come and rescue him sometime between 10 AM and 4:30 PM on Friday.