Five Other Dwarves at McDonalds

Author: kaufman

Date: August 3, 2005

by kaufman
8-03-05
I'd like an undercooked Big Mac with moldy cheese, and squirt some special sauce on my shirt.
Cheeseburger, fries and a NyQuil shake.
9-piece Chicken McNuggets, extra pepper, please.
Quarter-pounder to go, in a paper bag that I can put on my head.
I'd like a hamburger with a George W. Bush paper doll.
So that's one Grumpy Meal, one Sleepy Meal, one Sneezy Meal, one Bashful Meal, and one Dopey Meal.