Every cloud has a brown lining

Author: kaufman

Date: September 1, 2005

by kaufman
9-01-05
I'm standing outside a looted grocery store that is totally empty, save for a few loose paper bags.
Excuse me, did you say there were some paper bags inside?
Um, yes.
Woohoo! Let me get some.
Are these desperate times leading to irrational behavior? Ma'am, how could the presence of a paper bag possibly drive someone to the brink of elation?
Must be a Saints fan.