What's Opera, Doc?

Author: kaufman

Date: October 19, 2005

by kaufman
10-19-05
Doctor, I've got pimples on my face, lumps on my legs, limited feeling in my hands, and I haven't been able to hold down any food for a week.
o/` DON'T HAVE A CONNIPTION, HERE'S A PRESCRIPTION, THESE SUGAR PILLS, I'M SURE, WILL BE A QUICK CURE! o/`
You're looking better. How do you feel?
All cured in just two days. That doctor I saw was great. Not only that, but he sings everything he says in the most magnificent voice.
Really, I may have to start going to him too. What was his name?
Placebo Domingo