Revenge is a Drink Best Served Cold

Author: kaufman

Date: January 5, 2006

by kaufman
1-05-06
See that vampire over there? He stiffed me on his bill two nights running.
Don't worry about it. I'll take care of this. Watch.
Here you go, sir. Drink's on the house.
Ugh! This tastes awful. It burns! This is no bloody Mary! What in the world did you give me?
Tequila sunrise.