I love to work at nothing all day

Author: kaufman

Date: March 5, 2006

by kaufman
3-05-06
Wal-Mart announced that it will allow its pharmacists to be conscientious objectors and not dispense medicine against their religious beliefs.
Honey, I'm finally going to get a job. I'm going to be a pharmacist.
A pharmacist? You can't do that. You know nothing about medicine!
I don't have to. I'm converting to Christian Science.