As The Cock flies home from saving the world again ...
Help! Help!
Hark! A damsel in distress!
Fear not! I've come to rescue you. Who is that vicious knave who has imprisoned you here?
Baseball Stat Man. Why?
Superman had his Kryptonite ...
Cliff Floyd is 24 for 91 this season, with 4 doubles, no triples and 6 homers. In home games, he is slugging .596, and has one stolen base. This month ...
Arrrrrrrrr, I'm weak! I can't lift my arms. Stop it! I'm melting!
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