Jaws: 2006

Author: kaufman

Date: July 18, 2008

by kaufman
7-18-08
Mr. President! Mr. President!
What is it now, Dick?
There's been another shark attack off the Gulf Coast.
Damn. What do you think I should do?
It's probably the work of terrorists. I say we torture them.
Ok, I'll get Alberto on the horn and ask him to okay the waterboarding of sharks.