Paired with rhyme this is a legal entry but make yours funny

Author: kaufman

Date: January 4, 2002

by kaufman
1-04-02
Ok, earthling, what are you doing here on our home planet?
I forget... Wait, that's silly, an elephant never forgets!
So? What are you doing here?
Hey, that reminds me, I forgot to take my pet squirrel with me. I hope he't all right!
Rar. Lerriuqs will acornhole you.
NO ONE TALKS TO DEATH THAT WAY, MORTAL. YOU'RE MINE!