Timepiece on Earth, Ill Will Toward Man

Author: kaufman

Date: December 17, 2011

by kaufman
12-17-11
The weirdest thing happened this past weekend. My grandson was visiting, and he set all the clocks in the house ahead five hours.
That's not that odd. Little boys like to fiddle with things. Why, when I was little, I once ...
No, you don't understand. Once he did that, everyone in our house suddenly couldn't stand Christmas, and we all started shouting about sabotaging it.
Nobody returned to normal until we finally set the clocks back. Any idea what in the world could have happened?
Isn't it obvious? Once the clocks were set forward, you were all running on Grinch Mean Time!