On a Hollywood Movie Set

Author: kaufman

Date: February 15, 2012

by kaufman
2-15-12
CUT!
You idiot! We've only filmed three minutes of the movie and you've already killed the head vampire!
You heard her. She wouldn't fuck me. What was I supposed to do?
I don't care! What I care about is we now have 117 more minutes of this vampire movie to film, and we have NO FREAKING VAMPIRES!
Look, I'm sorry. I suffer from premature e-draculation. There, I've said it! Now leave me be.