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| If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard. | |
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| College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes. | |
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| Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice! | |
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| I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs. | |
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