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| Welcome to Eocene Park! Here you will see real live creatures from 50 million years ago. Creatures like the eohippus, the forerunner of today's horse! | |
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| An eohippus? WOW! What did you do? Get some of its DNA from fossilized mosquitoes and clone it and bring it to life? | |
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| Don't be silly. That stuff only happens in fantasy movies. | |
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| No, we accelerated it to within a few miles an hour of the speed of light, and thanks to relativity, 50 million years had elapsed by the time it got back to earth. | |
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| Whatever. We have a lawyer with us. Can the eohippus eat him when he takes a dump? | |
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