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| So 1944 was the only year Santa didn't bring you presents? | |
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| Well, there was also 1949, when he paid my parents and those of all the other children, and brought us to the North Pole instead. | |
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| Wow! You got to go to Santa's place? How lucky! | |
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| It wasn't luck. He had switched his gift list with his shopping list and bought all the kids. | |
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| So what happened to all the presents? Where did they go? | |
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| Oh, you know. Cereal boxes, Cracker Jacks. There's a reason the guy's so chubby. | |
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