Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Akbar and Jeff

Author: kaufman

Date: March 14, 2002

by kaufman
3-14-02
I love you, Rosencrantz.
I love you, Guildenstern!
Wait a minute. YOU'RE Guildenstern ... I think. Aren't you?
If I am, then who are you?
zzzzzzzzip!
I'm Osric.
Ooooooohhhh!