Go Ask Alice When She's 200 Feet Tall

Author: kaufman

Date: April 11, 2002

by kaufman
4-11-02
Use your imagination. Of course her clothes ripped and fell off when she became colossal.
Okay, Alice. I've got the drug here that will shrink you back to normal size.
Thank goodness, Doctor. But will you please quit staring at my tits?
Hold on just a moment. Ok, about 5 Viagra tablets should do.
Viagra? Will THAT shrink me down?
Hell no, but it should get me to the point where I can take on your 12-foot box!
IS THER ANOTHER DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?