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| Tonight's top story: President Bush announced today that France has surrendered to the United States. | |
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| British Prime Minister Tony Blair decried the Bush announcement, claiming that France had surrendered to them hours before. | |
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| Before long, Germany, Switzerland, the Vatican and Malaysia, among others, claimed the rights to the French surrender. | |
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