It's All Daily News to me!

Author: kaufman

Date: June 5, 2002

by kaufman
6-05-02
Intentional disqualification
What's the matter with the Jews and the Arabs, don't you know that the statue's nude?
What's the fuss about us funding our parks, I'm taxed too much to buy more food!
Everywhere there are boxers who're grilling. Skaters hitting on chicks, and tight ends not killing.
We've got nude wakes, headaches,
Fat cats, Labatts ...
It's all Daily News to me.