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| Hail Caesar, good tidings throughout. Antony hitched his submersibles undetected to the Phonecian fleet, and now his army is storming Egypt. | |
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| Cicero's commando squad has infiltrated Asia Minor, and they are now genetically reengineering the opium poppies. | |
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| As for Brutus, his army has stormed through France. They must have napalmed 80% of the country. | |
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| Brutus firebombed France? That's in direct violation of the Helvetian Accords! What gall! | |
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| Uh, what Gaul? I daresay, not much of it left after that attack. Not much of it is left! | |
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