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| Today on The View, we are pleased to be speaking with the Prince of Darkness himself, Satan. Now Satan, you have a truly vile reputation, but it's not all fire and brimstone, is it? | |
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| No, as a matter of fact I've had my pratfalls. I once used telekinesis to put an elelphant into Groucho Marx's pajamas ... and it became the root of one of his most famous lines. | |
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| In your new book it says you were also going to teleport a leech to his upper lip, but you decided that would be redundant. | |
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| These days telekinesis is one of Hell's main industries. Speaking of which, how'd you like that puddle of bile on your dressing room floor today? My administrative assistant did that. | |
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| You ARE the Prince of Lies! Are we to believe that a mere administrative assistant did that? | |
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| Well, that's her politically correct title. Officially, of course, she's a secrete ary. | |
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