kazashima

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Venting is good for the soul. Might as well try to be funny while you do it. Note: I don't care if YOU laugh, they kill ME. :)

Happy Easter, Mr. Jebus!

by kazashima
4-15-01

On her way to Sunday School, Little Cindy comes across a resurrected Jew.


	He's alive! I should fetch him a crobar or a nice canteen!

The messiah ponders as the little girl wonders what gift he may ask of her...


	Hello, Mr. Jebus...glad you're back, sir. Can i get you anything?


	What do you want most right now? Tell me and I'll get it for you, Mr Jebus sir!


	Ok, sparky...how about a clean diaper and a blowjob?