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by kiddo
2-03-03
what the?
ooo...he's cute!
i think he likes me...
dang, girl! you got a big ol' head.
yeah, and you ain't gettin' any.

 

by kiddo
2-03-03
i did it!
excellent...

 

by kiddo
2-03-03
...and then i said "well what the hell is the pickle doing in your ear?"
hahahaha!
ashley's taking adam to prom.
you wanna go to prom with me?
i don't get it...

 

by kiddo
2-03-03
MEXICAN RAVE!!!
nobody play
*tear*

 

by kiddo
2-03-03
would you like to buy some cookies?
of course, sweetie.
how much are they?
oh...about tree-fiddy.
it was about that time that i realized this girl scout was over 10 stories high!

 

by kiddo
2-03-03
i gave him a dolla.
SHE gave him a dolla!

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
peek - a - boooo!
heh!
don't even think about it.

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
what's wrong, elmo?
i've been attempting intercourse with the human females, but keep getting rejected.
i have just the thing for you!
well, what is it?
it's the human female prototype i've been working on...i've programmed her so she can't say no!
sa-weet!

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
hi, you must be clango's prototype!
yeah...my name's linda.
so...uh...what say you and me go back to my room for...um...
sex?
yeah!
no.

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
clango!
what?!
you said she wouldn't say no...that you programmed her not to say no!
well i did...did she say no?
well, no...but i could tell she was thinking it.
that "no chance in hell" smirk, huh? i'll have to work on that.

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
this is it?
yup, this is where it all went down.
wow, linda actually gave it up to that ugly red robot?
she said it was the best she's ever had...
must be the metalic male robot organ.
man, i gotta get me one of those!

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
remember when i said how i wanted a robotic male organ?
yeah, it was like 2 minutes ago.
oh...well i found something even better! i went to clango and had him make me a male human prototype...his name's jim and he's into pleasing me first.
dude, why don't you just go pick up a guy"?
well, i tried that and he couldn't stop talking about the size of my head.
heh, you do have a big head.

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
...so i was wondering if you wanted to swing by my place later?
hey jim!
oh...its that big headed little girl again...
are you ready to go? i'm feely randy!
later on...
i can't believe you're sleeping with that big-headed little girl.
hey, at least she's human. i'm not the one banging a red robot!

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
somewhere on earth...
let's start over...i'm linda, do you want to have sex with me?
alright...i'm jim and HELL YES!
somwhere else on earth...
i can't believe she left me for that stupid male prototype, jim!
i can't believe jim is mackin it with that trashy linda girl.
wow that's a big head!
wish i could say the same...

 

by kiddo
2-11-03
realizing his mistake, elmo apologizes to the big-headed little girl.
i'm terribly sorry for commenting on the size of your head, that was TOTALLY out of line.
no, i'm sorry for making an inaccurate statement about yours.
so...do you um...want to...uh...
have sex? do i ever! i've been waiting for some of that robotic male-organ action to come my way!
clango tries to score.
hi there!
easy buddy, just because my friend's a nymph doesn't mean i am.

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