All comics by killsgermsdead

 

Lonely Robot by killsgermsdead 1-07-04
Somewhere robots were really uncommon man, more people should look at robots	Maybe if I juggled or something this drunk would look at me	Oh piss it, I'm going away to murder a rabbit

 

A silly joke about fire by killsgermsdead 1-07-04
christ it's fucking roasting		The punchline is two frames back, cunt.

 

Even I can't name this shit by killsgermsdead 1-07-04
Meanwhile You can tell this is buiding up to a surreal ending, eh kids? #don't save a prayer for me now...#	Well, what do you expect from a sentient cigarette butt? Shakespeare? #...save it till the morning after#	Not likely! Now here's a fucking chessboard!

 

Squirrels, Priests and rent by killsgermsdead 1-07-04
Elsewhere... Excuse me have you seen any squrrels? Yes! I am a squirrel!	And... Splendid. I am a special rent-collecting priest.Have you paid your rent? no. I have no money nor any means of making any. I'm a squirrel, see	So... You're geting evicted! Oh my!

 

Two robots telling a mother-in-law joke in binary! Crazy, eh by killsgermsdead 1-07-04
A slow day... 1010110010010 100101010101	0101010101 100011001010101001	1001010010101010101 111001110

 

Further Blasphemy by killsgermsdead 1-08-04
Meanwhile, at the end of the world What the...?	Shite!	Christ skittles is fucking brilliant!

 

Further Fun. by killsgermsdead 1-08-04
So basically, I want to be killed and eaten I could really ude a blowjob	This isn't McDonald's, you silly old bitch I'm a ninja!	I mean, honestly! I'm affronted

 

Meta-Referencing by killsgermsdead 1-08-04
Suddenly... So, Killsgermsdead, how come some of these things are quite funny, whilst others are utter garbage? Well, Kent, that's the problem with starting something without having any idea where it's going	Ah, I see! Do you know how this one's going to end? I'm sorry, Kent, I haven't a clue.	Better finish with a swear then do some strips involving that picture of Christ, then, eh? Oh, cuntpaste!

 

S"M*A*S*H"-ing! by killsgermsdead 6-08-04
Later... Do you watch the televison programme, M*A*S*H?	Yes, "Alda" time!!!!	You mean like the actor, Alan Alda? Yes, fucko!

 

Rosebud was his Sledge. by killsgermsdead 6-08-04
Suddenly! Hey, I'm a copy-right infringing cartoon character. They had to install an X-ray device on everyone's screen to save their asses getting sued! No Shit? So how come I've come out OK?	Then! Because you're a ghost, like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense! Fucking SPOILERS! Cunt!	So! At least I'm not dead. Bah!

 

It's like they're opposed to me being funny! by killsgermsdead 6-08-04
Bah! It really pisses me off that these are the default characters	I mean. what kind of hilarious scrapes could these two young Asian girls possibly get into anyway?	It's not even like there's a background picture of Woody Allen furiously masturbating to provide an hilarious allusion to his daliances with Sun-Yi Previn. I reiterate, bah! Twirly

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