All comics by kirk

 

Patriotism by kirk 11-26-01
A lesson on Patriotism What are guy doing? I'm trying to be patriotic...	Jeez! He really needs to learn his core democratic values!	I don't get you! Then I don't get you either

 

Truth by kirk 11-26-01
A lesson on Truth Hi Sir, may I ask you a question? Sure , what's on your mind?	Did you lie that your teacher told your son he wasn't smart? No! I'm serious, she said what she said!	The Core Cow doesen't get the answer he wants... Let me ask you another question. Who taught you about Truth, one of the main Core Democratic Values, because you must of not been paying attention... Um, Um, Um, I think Mrs. Dalton

 

Popular Sovereignty by kirk 11-26-01
A lesson on Popular Sovereignty Hi, don't forget to vote! Man, I don't want to vote, I think the government should decide. It's all just a waste of time!	I have to disagree with you. Our country is lucky we have the right to vote, you should be ashamed of yourself, because other countries don't have that right, and the government picks officials! Really Man!?	Really! Now you wouldn't want a president who doesen't care about education, or what the people think about taxes, would you? No I wouldn't, and I never really thought about that since like eighth grade! Thanks a bunch core cow! Now, I think I'll go vote!

 

The Common Good by kirk 11-26-01
A lesson on The Common Good Hey Bongo! Oh, hi Core Cow, how can I help you?	Well, you could start by picking up that gum wrapper that you threw on the ground! Ok... May I ask why?	Do you think about others when you choose your actions? I mean, if everyone threw their gum wrappers on the ground, this earth would be cluttered with gum wrappers! I never really thought about that! I'll go pick up that wrapper pronto! Sorry Core Cow.

 

Equality by kirk 11-26-01
A lesson on Equality Hey Eyeleen! How are you doing! Not too good, because the lady at the voting booth told me that I can't vote because I'm nine-eyed!	What! That's very cruel. That is not a good reason why you can't vote! I know, I tried telling a police officer, but he just wouldn't listen, and told me to get my nine-eyed self out of the police station!	What can we do? Hmm... I think we should take this to the state legislatures! And if that doesen't work, then we'll take it to The United States Congress!

 

Justice by kirk 11-26-01
A little lesson on Justice Hi Core Cow, I have a little problem. How can I help you Eddie?	The cops took my sunglasses because they thought that they were explosive. Are you serious? How can sungasses be explosive?	I don't know, but the cops that took my glasses away were the same ones that called me a bum yesterday. And I think they just have a grudge against me! I think we should go to the police station about this. Let's go Eddie.

 

Diversity by kirk 11-26-01
A little lesson on Diversity Hi Josè! I was just curious about your Mexican background. What can you tell me about it? Well, my grandfather moved here to America when he was about fourty, and then he had my father, and then my parents had me, and that's how I got here!	Joseph gets a letter from Josè Dear Joseph, I just wanted to thank you for showing interest in my Mexican background. It really helps when people want to know more, than to make fun of you... Sincerely, Josè	Joseph and Josè became friends just because of one simple interest Ring, Ring I bet it's my new friend, Joseph!

 

Life by kirk 11-26-01
A little lesson on Life Hey Guys! Neal is here, now lets beat him to shreads! WHAT?!	Hey Neal we are going to DRAG you to some great place. Come On! What?! No!!!!!!!	That'll do him good... AHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

Pursuit of Happiness by kirk 11-27-01
A little lesson on the Pursuit of Happiness Hello, I would like to go to your college to become a dentist. Mexican people don't deserve to be in the dental field...	WHAT!? This is crazy! Tough...	And I thought the holiday season was for giving!

 

Liberty by kirk 11-27-01
A little lesson on Liberty Hey you! Stay right here you gotee boy! What!? What's wrong?	I don't like people with gotees, I think they look unprofessional, so you're just going to stay right here! But, there are other people walking around! Why can't I?	One Hour Later... Hey Core Cow, I have a problem, this guy at the mall told me that I can't walk around because of my gotee... Hmm.... Let's go to the mall, and I'll teach him a little lesson on the Core Democratic Values...

 

Life, Liberty, Pursuit of Happiness by kirk 11-27-01
Life He deserved it, he shouldn't believe in Christianity!	Liberty Hey fellow, that policeman told me you can't go there. Who cares? I'm going anyways!	Pursuit of Happiness Being A Jew is a terrible thing! Well excuse me for bringing up the CORE DEMOCRATIC VALUES again, but you should follow them!

 

Justice, Equality, and the Common Good by kirk 11-27-01
Justice Ring, Ring Hello? What! Since I can't provide a lawyer, I don't get one! This is CRAZY! I'm SUING! (When I can get a lawyer)	Equality Gabe, you are not going to learn this lesson on the Core Democratic Values because of your shirt... MY SHIRT! What's wrong with my shirt! I think you should teach yourself your own lessons on the Core Democratic Valves, mabey you'll learn something!	The Common Good I'll turn the T.V. off later!

 

Popular Sovereignty, Truth, and Patriotism by kirk 11-27-01
Popular Sovereignty Hmm... I wonder what the senator will do? I think I'll write him a letter... I think I should do something about this...	Truth Did you hear that Gabe got a 'C' on his report? What!? I didn't get a 'C', you liar!	Patriotism Hi Core Cow, I want to learn more about the country and it's past, could you tell me some stuff about it? Sure José, I would be delighted.

 

Jose by kirk 12-09-01
Hi José,! I was wondering, what religion do you practice? Well, I'm a Lutheran...

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