All comics by kjones1256

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
I am going to business aviation but its okay because I love private planes etc.
Yo, Im Laura B. Im a gang-star and don't you fo-get it im taking greg and theres nothing anyone can do about it
Colleen I'm afraid I have some bad news..Im going away and replacing laura berry
AGH!? what!?
And so it began...
hey colleen TITTIES!?!
SHUT UP SHUT UP?!!?

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Colleen have you seen the belly button on emo?
Why no no I havent Ill be sure to check that out.
RAARR good morning Colleen I'm a monster and thats all there is to it! Muahaha
Oh my God....
Im Cory Richey NECK NECK CHOP SLICE!!!
Sing Sing Sing

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Some random karaoke bar...Saturday
And i know that he knows im unfaithfula nd it kills him inside to know that i am happy with some other guuuyyy...
I dont know who you are but i am going to give you the pm elbow if you dont shut your fucking mouth with that
I dont wanna hurt him anymore i dont wanna be the reason why i dont wanna be .....
@#%$%^$&^&%*$!
A murderer....
thats it.. HEY G-Man get over here this girls got a dangly belly button ring

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
**boop boop ..american express platinum**
Thank you for calling CI this is mike how may i help you
Why certainly may i put ...you on hold...to..get the ...ok to book
**lame ass carey hold music**
man im so tender......

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Yes my anme is Becca I am calling to ensure that you recieved a cancellation blah blah blah!!
..And my sisteris going to tennessee for her honeymoon and i have to fit into this dress by tommorrow
Gross...shes wearing a sarong..
Oh my god colleen did you see...
her wearing a blue hawaiian-like wrappy skirt with lame ass heels ...yes yes i did.

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Katelynn I am going to reveal to you the secret of the Goowey
oh my god colleen i am so honored!
I totally overheard the non-facialhaired females talking about something that i can tell on them for and ruin their much better than mine lives
please .. help me
Shut up injured grey man on the floor i have some lives to ruin muahahahahaahahhahahhahah
oh god....it hurts sooo much

 

they see me rollin they hatin patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Thats strange..
by kjones1256, 9-02-06

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Hey colleen why dont you go sing somewhere
Stop acting like youre 20 cory
Colleen you know me love you long time...stamp stamp
Oh my god Cory youre dead

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Jordan youre so hot .. I love you and i love working with you
Yea thats hot lets go make a porn together NOW!
Later that weeek outside of Carey smoking...
Yea man my boyfriend and i totally made this hot video together and i saw him showing his friends were cool..and in love
Um ..yea thats exactly what it looks like all of the time to me...................................................
Jordans boyfriend looks like he should be in a gay porn..
yea he was jordan told me about it..

 

by kjones1256
9-02-06
Hi im christina
nice to meet you
later on after hours of QC'ing
heyijustdranksomecoffeandnowihavetonsofenergyandimcrazyandilovesugarandihatecussing!!?!
um...titties
icantbelieveyoujustsaidthattomeimexcitedihavetogogetsomecandyimcrashingoffthe sugar and now im sloowing downnnn
.....youre a strange bitch.....

 

Thank you for calling carey this Beth
by kjones1256, 9-02-06

 

TENDER!
WAIT UP GUYS I CANT RUN THAT FAST MY FOOT IS TOO TENDER!!1!??!!?
by kjones1256, 9-08-06

 

someday colleen isnt even supposed to come in..
My names Colleen...AND IM LEAVIN WHENEVER I WANT!!
Im totally telling
by kjones1256, 9-21-06

 

by kjones1256
9-23-06
Are you busy!>!?!?
No Whats up
well this woman cant find her car and someone cancelled the reservation so theres no car what do i do im FREAKING OUT!!!?!
um ok well all you have to do is put in a service advisory and...-
oh my god fuck this oh my god ...3-2-1( available)
um...ok?

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