All comics by kmurphy

 

by kmurphy
12-07-01
Not sure what to get his girlfriend ROSEMARY for Christmas, KEITH travels to the NORTH POLE for assistance.
What can I help you with young man?
Well Santa, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas.
Ok son, who's your girlfriend?
Rosemary Palker.
Ohh yes, Why don't you get her "Blue Man" Group Tickets? She'd like that, or a Playstation so she can play Coolboarders 2! Or maybe an old Nintendo NES...
::sigh:: You're a lot of help.

 

by kmurphy
12-07-01
Keith shows some in game kindness to the monsters
Hello there bud, um... yah I just came by to tell you that I'll be Powerleveling my friends with you. So you'll be dieing a lot.
You're a druid! I will kill you and eat your brains! Die treehugging Scum!
Well I'm glad this went well, I'll be leaving now. Be back in 20 mins with my friends.
Hey... no wait. Don't go... I'm always dieing because of jerks like you, and I'm sick of it!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!
Heh.. being level 29 rocks... later!
Aieee!

 

by kmurphy
12-07-01
Keith begins teaching his friends how to cast.
Ok so I hit the casting button... ok it's working I'm casting a spell.
Alright, but Adrienne what are you casting on? There's no monsters around here...
Hey I think it's working!
Aieee!!!
Hey my EVOCATION just went up!
Fantastic.

 

by kmurphy
12-19-01
Keith tries to prove that his mother is thick headed.
I wonder if my mom listens to me and watches me, or if she gets in a "zone" when she blabs away.
So than Mike comes in and says something about how 3 guys called in sick and that his pissed because he has to turn down a contract, and of course with Jay giving him all kinds of trouble and with...
And so his question is soon answered...
Ok. well I'm gonna just put this nail in my head now
Yah that's nice... so I don't know what the hell to get Mariah for Christmas. Also any ideas what I can get Rosemary? I just don't know if I should get her some candy, or maybe...
In a sick, twisted, and overall drastic way. But still, it WAS answered. Oh well poor Keith
Man this hurts...
I don't know what I want for dinner tonight, maybe I should just go out to eat. After all I have had a tough day I really deserve it i think. I don't feel like cooking is there anything you want? No?

 

by kmurphy
12-19-01
Don't think anything dirty.
So do you think you can help me out?
Sure thing here I go
mmm
Maybe he just tied her shoes an happened to burp?
Wow you're pretty good at that!
::burp::

 

by kmurphy
12-19-01
Santa and Jesus argue...
Listen you old fuck, Christmas is all about me. Santa Claus! You're just a human clothesline!
No way, It's my birthday and people recognize that! It's all about me Jesus Christ! And you're a fat piece of shit!
You must be bored HANGING around here!
You are the most biggest waste of flesh in the world. Get a REAL job st. Nick!
Say what you want, you're the one with the never ending wedgie.
... you win this round.

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