Tanzanian Witch Doctor

Author: koalamentala

Date: July 6, 2009

by koalamentala
7-06-09
The story so far: An Tanzanian Witch Doctor has bought a house in the Hamptons. He is now visiting a friend.
So I bought a house in the Hamptons and then everything started happening for me but anyway what's up with you bro?
Nothing much, just hanging.
Oh noes! Jesus transformed into a squrrel! The scourge of mankind! How ironic!
I ate half this park bench and now I'll eat the Universe.
How did he have time to eat half the park bench? Jesus must be insanely powerful. I'd better run!
Now you see my true self.