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| Mr President, is it true to say you now have an exit strategy for Iraq? | |
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| That's correct. I plan to evacuate the troops by building a giant secret escape pipe. Tunnel. | |
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| Iraq's a pretty big place. You expect them all to march cross-country through this tunnel? | |
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| To speed up the exit, the troops will be supplied with state of the art military toboggans. | |
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| Of course, we'll have to lubricate the tunnel with oil. Lots of oil. | |
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