The Tech Guys can help you with your email woes

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 1, 2008

I brought my PC to you to get the RAM upgraded and instead you've taken a shit on the motherboard.
Ah, but that's no ordinary shit.
No?
It's a special 2Ghz shit with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why is there jizz in there too?
I'm a coprophiliac