Router Problems? The Tech Guys will surely help.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 1, 2008

Hi. I brought in my laptop to get the battery replaced, and instead you've superglued a dead kitten to it.
Ah, but that's no ordinary kitten.
No?
It's a special 2Ghz kitten with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why is there a gerbil jammed in the USB port?
That fell out my arse while I was gluing on the kitten.