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| Hi. I brought in my laptop to get the battery replaced, and instead you've superglued a dead kitten to it. | |
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| Ah, but that's no ordinary kitten. | |
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| It's a special 2Ghz kitten with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games. | |
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| I see. And why is there a gerbil jammed in the USB port? | |
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| That fell out my arse while I was gluing on the kitten. | |
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