The Apple Store, on the other hand, drives me mad

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 1, 2008

I'd like to buy a screen protector for my iPhone, please.
You don't need one. It's impossible to scratch an iPhone's screen.
Really?
Unless you use a diamond.
And then you stabbed him in the face with a diamond?
Too bad they don't do face protectors either.