DANIEL FARADAY SPINS YOU RIGHT ROUND (LIKE A RECORD)

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 9, 2009

Oh my god, it's Stephen Hawking! You're my favourite theoretical physicist, can I give you a blowjob?
If you want, however I must warn you that I have a quantum bionic cock, so the results could be... unpredictable.
Bionic? Does that mean it's super long, and super hard?
No, I mean it exists in the fourth dimension.
FOUR DAYS EARLIER
What the-?