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| Ok. Here's that gameshow idea I had. You make a giant slingshot with bungee cords and a basket. A hundred feet away you have a running wood chipper with no safety shields. | |
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| Then they quiz you. For every question you get right, a puppy is launched toward the wood chipper. If it hits it, you win $1000. I call it Fido Flingers. Ah? AH? | |
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| A puppy? What the fuck is the matter with you, man? Have you completely lost your mind? | |
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| But wait! The goo that comes out of the wood chipper is then offered to members of PETA who have been kept starving for two weeks. If they eat it, you get another $1000! | |
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| Oh. Well if someone's abusing those annoying PETA assholes, I guess a few puppies could be sacrificed. | |
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