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| Oh my God! You're such an asshole! Why are all men such assholes!? Why can't I ever meet a nice, decent, normal guy!? | |
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| I used to be a nice, decent normal guy. But then some soulless cunt tore my heart out and stomped it to crap. Now it's just easier to be an asshole. | |
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| Pffft. Sure! Blame a woman. Typical asshole man! Whatever! | |
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| Yup. Whatever. Anyway, it was nice while it lasted, baby. The oral sex was particularly good. Heh. See ya. | |
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| Hey, Beth. You wanna check out a show with me tonight? I heard you were feeling down so I thought this would cheer you up. How bout it? | |
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| Oh, Dan. You're silly. You're my friend. We can't ruin that! You understand, right? But hey, gimmie those concert tickets. I'll go with Jack, okay? | |
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