All-Star Game by kreftron1-20-03 You know, I think Magic Johnson was probably the best basketball player of all time. He was just awesome. Yeah, but not anymore. You know, cuz he's got AIDS.
Saviors by kreftron1-20-03 Sometimes, the world needs a hero. To undo the wrongs of society. To ameliorate the elitist-inflicted structural wounds of the past. I'm gonna grab a burrito. You in?
Dungeons and Aussies by kreftron1-20-03 Even a ranger with high dexterity and magic arrows is no match for this baby. Do we really have to do this again? It's the same Goddamned thing everytime. What do you mean, Lendar the foul? Every fucking day. We dress up like assholes, and you shoot me with a pellet gun. Ow...fuck you.
Metaphor by kreftron1-21-03 TWEET! Why do you sing, caged bird? Because my vocal chords aren't advanced enough to form complex sounds. Oh.
CC 166: Pants on Fire by kreftron1-21-03 Your time is up, minion. I will drag you to the gates of Hell if you do not follow willingly. Um. You're joking, right? I am the Lord of Darkness. You couldn't touch me if you wanted to. Spoilsport.
CC 166: Size matters by kreftron1-21-03 I have a penis. No, you're a girl. Girls have vaginas. Look. That's a vagina. I have a penis.
CC 167: The Drawing Board by kreftron1-26-03 Kreftron at his computer... Hmm, good comic idea, good comic idea...let's see... On screen... My anus is bleeding. Nah, that's a shitty idea. Back to the drawing board.
Basic Psychiatry by kreftron2-05-03 Hey, man, lemme work some psychology on you. Say the first word that comes into your mind after I say this word....moon. Poon. Ah, the ol' Krang Association. More like Wang Association.
Life by kreftron2-08-03 Life is so unnecessary. Man, you know how sad I am...now there's really no reason to live. See, you're looking at it the wrong way. If it's unnecessary, then there're no boundaries, you know? You can just do anything you want and there's no repercussions at all. I am so stoned.
Look at that guy's bulge!!! by kreftron2-22-03 What the hell are you wearing and why the hell are you wearing it in public. This is my hot shit pilot suit. It brings out my nipples.
A Beatiful Relationship by kreftron9-04-03 I just played so much Medal of Honor that my eyes are going to fall out of my person. I just played enough Counterstrike to kill a small country. So, are we gonna kiss, or what? A PLANET!!!!!
Product placement. by kreftron9-24-03 I was just looking at my Liquid Neutrogena facewash, and I realized...Liquid Neutrogena isn't so far away from Liquid NITROGEN!! I'm scared! Of what? There's nothing to worry about. Here, lemme have some. Ow! Sucker! Slut.
Shameless by kreftron9-24-03 I went to www.sex-piano.com today. What a good site by two cool guys. I know, and their songs are great too. Really? What are they like? They look like this...