All comics by kronsteen

 

Eye contact by kronsteen 1-15-01
A night at the club ... Ugh. Uh ... hi.	My face is up here. Damn, are those real?	I give up. Hey baby! Nice rack!

 

Eye Contact 2 by kronsteen 1-15-01
Uh ... hi again ... uh ... So tell me ... Why can't you guys look at my face?	... ... That's what I figured. I'm outta here.	Hey Baby! Nice ass! *sigh*

 

Eye Contact 3 by kronsteen 1-15-01
After a disastrous night at the club .... Bleah. Every guy I met just wanted to have conversations with my boobs.	Maura goes to her roomie for consolation ... Yeah. That's what guys are like, though. So it doesn't bother you?	No way! Why do you think I wear such tight clothes? Darmit. Now I can't stop looking at your boobs!

 

A little science humor (very little) by kronsteen 1-15-01
GAC-AUA-UGC-AAA-CAC-GAG-GCU-GAU	Uhhhh ...	Know your audience? GAC-AUA-UGC-AAA-CAC-GAG-GCU-GAU Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

Charm City by kronsteen 1-15-01
The evening news in a certain east coast city on January 15, 2001. Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens!	Hi I'm Scott Donahoo of Foreign Motors Kia. You know what I say about the credit! Fo'get it, don't sweat it, ev'rybody rides at Foreign Motors Kia!!!	Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, murder, crime, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens, Ravens!

 

Charm City Revisited by kronsteen 1-16-01
Mayor O'Malley, after one year in office, don't you think your administration has failed to live up to its promises?	No, no. Not at all. But mayor, the crime and murder rates are still high, and public schools are still a joke.	Yeah, but our football team's in the Superbowl!! LET'S GO RAVENS!!! WHOOOOOOO!

 

A rose by any other name ... by kronsteen 1-17-01
Baby's good to me, you know, she's happy as can be, you know, she said so I'm in love with her, and I feel fine	Baby's says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so I'm in love with her, and I feel fine	Think we've fooled anyone? No, they still look like they want to squish us.

 

I wandered lonely as a cloud .... by kronsteen 1-18-01
Up in the mountains, we find the poet genius working on his latest masterpiece ...	Will we see another memorable piece worthy of Wordsworth, Shelly or Spenser? Perhaps a sonnet worthy of the bard himself?	Hmmmm ... what rhymes with "dizzak?"

 

Timing is key by kronsteen 1-18-01
Earthling woman! We are here to wipe your miserable species from this planet!	How cute! Here, have some Tootsie Rolls. Happy Hallowe'en!	I told you we should have chosen a different day to invade. Trade you a mini-Snickers for a Tootsie Pop.

 

You'll need your W-2 and some wet celery by kronsteen 2-01-01
a/s/l? What r u wearing? Hmmm ...	Oh yeah, that's right ... Tell me about your assets, baby. Uhh ...	Mmm ... deduct my blouse and your pants ... This online tax filing is really weird.

 

1000 channels and nothing on by kronsteen 2-15-01
Welcome to another fun filled night of action here on Manchester United TV.	Tonight on MUTV, we'll have an exclusive interview with Sir Alex's tie, and Roy Keane's bank deposit slip.	And later on live from Old Trafford, David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, model their favorite lingerie.

 

The return of kronsteen ... by kronsteen 5-20-02
Somewhere in Baltimore ... No, we have no money left for education ... we spent it all on a stadium! Man, I'm glad I'm leaving this place	Scenes from a roadtrip ...	Somewhere in Cleveland ... No, we have no money left for education ... we spent it all on a stadium! I have this terrible feeling of deja vu

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