What?! Long feminine hair? It's a woman. Damn, looks like I'm not the only one who lies to be cool on the net. Oh I suppose I could try being heterosexual...
I'm waiting...
You must be Tom, an unusual name for a woman. ..........................Oh my god!! Are you some kind of long haired shemale???!!!
You're not a hot girl, are you? My inexperience with the opposite sex makes me unsure.