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| Woe is me. I'm tired of being such a loser. I never go outside and have never experienced the sweet joys of heterosexual intercourse. All I do is post to RSPW all day. Time to end it. | |
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| Click, whir... activating visual input sensors... ... whir... ... activation compl-- OH HELL NO, get away from me, click, loser, or else! | |
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| Is this what an orgasm feels like? | |
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| It is in fact what immolation via sequential laser bolts feels like. Proceeding with termination. | |
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