lamontcranston  

I wish the neighbors would shut the fuck up, Goat.

I know Chicken, It's impossible for me to sleep with all this goddamn noise. Fuckin shit man.

Perhaps I can ask this officer here?

Good call Chicken, you were always the intelligent bird.

Excuse me officer, I'd like to report a noise violation.

Ok. Uh huh...Right..I'm pretending to care about your little problem. But you should realize that I'm as useless as every other cop. Take my advice and do things yourself...cops are fucking useless.