CC214: the dread pirate Derek Zoolander

Author: lara7

Date: October 8, 2003

by lara7
10-08-03
Undress, you dog, or I will slice your neck like thread!
Oh God! He wants to plunder my uncharted territories!
Put the jacket and pants by your feet and slowly back away. Oh, I'll take those red underwear, too.
I'll cooperate, just don't kill me! ...Wait..you just want my clothes?
Yeah, I got a date, and my jacket and doorag are on my other ship.
On second thought, maybe bodily plunder is less humiliating than being mugged by a guy wearing my boxers on his head.