CC 241: desperate times call for desperate measures, part 1

Author: lara7

Date: April 24, 2004

by lara7
4-24-04
I'm so lonely since Gary left me. It's been 8 months since I've even kissed a guy.
You should come with me to the science fiction convention. There's like 20 guys for every girl there.
Really?
Yeah, I've never met a woman who couldn't get laid at a con. Even my mom hooked up last year.
Wait, isn't your mom Janet Reno?
Exactly.