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I am sad, I dislike being made fun of. It causes me to ejaculate prematurely when I masturbate.

Oh man, I had no idea. I promise I'll never do it again.

Oh...really? So I can go back to being an annoying twink prick and you won't call me on it?

Just kidding! My keen sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.

You...told a fib...

Go suck a fuck, whiner.