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| I'm always breaking something or messing things up. I wish I could be more handy like Jesus was. Is there anything I can do to fix my problem? | |
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| Of course there is Jimmy. It just so happens that I'm the guy who can help you with your problem. All you have to do is sign away your soul and its a deal. You'll never make a fool of yourself again. | |
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| Jeez. I'm not sure that's a good idea. If I give you my soul I'll be stuck in hell for all eternity. Plus my mom always told me not to make deals with the devil. | |
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| Oh your mommy said, FINE! Be a royal fuck up for the rest of your life you dumb shit. You not going to get a girlfriend in this lifetime or in the next. | |
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| Look at this fool. What an idiot. He's never going to get laid. | |
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| Fuck! Shit! Oops I did it again. He's right I'm never going to get a girlfriend. Oh well, at least I found a cat. | |
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