strangetown chronicles: asking god questons!

Author: lilkiz07

Date: February 9, 2007

by lilkiz07
2-09-07
in heaven one day.
ehm...i need to speak to god.
hold on dude i'll see if he's available.
in gods office...
hey are god because i've just died and i want to know why did i get such a terrible life? And why did i die from being hit by a football?
well you see i can't answer these questons...I know someone who can.
5minutes later.
hey god sent me down here to ask you a couple of questons he can't answer!
Im the devil no one asks me questons! I just give me pain you spend all eternity down here from now on no going back geek! Now Lets see how you cope with needles in your butt!