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Real life, and the internet addicted by liquidfirex 8-06-05
Sean was gay and had a chatroom addiction I'm a girl, ASL?	It resulted in akward water cooler meetings Dude... I don't even know where to start Wanna cyber? I'm not wearing any pants ;)	When the Internet and life collide... Ummm, no thanks i'm gay... OMFG! Me too!

 

Internet and Real life collide by liquidfirex 8-06-05
Internet addicts have a hard time adjusting to the "Real World" And then he said Captain Picard was the best Star Trek Captain of all time!! LOL!!	Which may result in akward conversations dude... ....	.... errr... HAHAHAHAH....hah.....hah... brb?, fuck...

 

Internet and Real life collide by liquidfirex 8-06-05
Dude, I heard the boss talking, and I think he's gonna fire you Meh	Sorry? Dude... you can't even afford pants, perhaps you should be a little more concerned... Nah, I was gonna quit anyway, I'm expecting to have $12.4 million in the next 5-10 business days. I really think...	I swear to god if you bring up that stupid fucking Nigerian Royalty scam up again... ... things are really looking up for me now. Maybe now iI can meet Sally242, did I ever tell you about her? She my girlfriend, we met in this chatroom at trekkies.org

 

Real life, and the internet addicted by liquidfirex 8-06-05
A new pink friend had been added to the office family I mean I know morale is low, but an office mascott? I don't even know what it is, I talked to Frank about it and he said it was a platapus I was thinking it was more of a duck like creature, maybe.... like... a duck. Apparently people names it Mr Wiggles, the thing creeps me out, i'm pretty sure it doesn't blink....at all	Either way it has to go, it fucking shit in the copier again, and now it won't stop beeping. Fucking piece of shit. Seriously I think we should throw it off the roof. Dude... it's fucking behind you...	*quark* *quark* So yeah, if you could file those reports today that would be great...... Ah well i'm off to visit our new office friend Mr Wiggles, I sure to love that little guy!

 

The name debacle by liquidfirex 3-08-06
I love Google, it's like my own personal searching slave! ........	I'm like, find me some midget porn! Then it's all like "yessir!" Am I right?! Eh?! Fuck you	Hey Google whats up? Fuck you! Find your own midget porn!

 

The confrontation by liquidfirex 3-08-06
.... *blink* So... I was wondering if maybe you could try and use the bathroom next time you feel the need to extrement.	I mean, it's just that the photocopier really isn't the best place to be doing that sort of thing...	??? So yeah, keep up the good work. I feel our work relationship has been strengthened as a result of this opprotunity. Well I better get back to work.

 

Google it by liquidfirex 3-08-06
I asked Rob what TCP/IP subnetting was, and he told me to Google it. Hmm... ok	So... what exactly... is Google? .... Ugh, how can you not know? Fuck Google it you lazy ass.	....... errrrr Fucking n00bs

 

Female contact by liquidfirex 3-08-06
Hi, i'm new here, could you help me out with a problem? Fuck... it's one of those girl things mother keeps telling me about	It's just a quick thing, honest. ......... I CAST BOOTS OF ESCAPING!!!!	Not again.... EEEEEEE!!!

 

The Plan by liquidfirex 3-08-06
Another quiet day at the office Excellent work Mr. Wiggles on the photocopier today! *quark* *quark*	Are you talking to Mr. Wiggles? He's kinda creeping me out lately. You know he can't communicate with us! Now get back to work Jonston!!	I think you should leave a little surprise in Jonston's cubical this afteroon...... MUHAHAHAHAH .......... By that I mean could you please poop in it for me. *quark*

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