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by little_kitty
5-25-03
hello. i am the default character. i am used often.
me also default character. me get used in many ways.
I meant in comics.
Uh, yeah, me too...

 

by little_kitty
7-15-03
You know, I often wonder how old the people on Stripcreator are.
Me too. Look at the humor. Those people who are like ph33r m3 b!@tch! its as if they're 10 years old, going against mom and dad's wishes for them to be good children.
Hah. maybe they all are only 10 years old, going against mom and dad's wishes for them to be good children.
but, that makes no sense because if you look at more of the humor, its all racy sex jokes, talk about work, talk about crazy drunken weekends...and, by the way, if that were to work, how old are you?
Uh, 18.
I rest my case.

 

by little_kitty
7-15-03
Man. The Sims Superstar rocks the planet. I can create rockstars...
So, blah blah blah girlfriend blah blah blah I blah blah blah her.
I can block out anything when I play this game... wait... why's the music skipping and the character's frozen in place...
Stupid blah blah blah need blah blah blah found blah blah blah Leila.
"DATXP22038372I error has occured. Your computer will now shut down and screw up every single time you play this game"
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was inevitable. Did you think you could keep going on this way?

 

by little_kitty
7-17-03
So dude, how's life?
It sucks man. Now I actually have to go to work everyday and slave my ass off for some pound-driver boss...
That day at work...
Uh, excuse me, Lachlan is it?
Can't talk. Playing the Si... working really hard on this project for you.
Blah blah blah I blah blah blah fired blah blah blah months blah blah blah ago.
SWEET! I just met the SimChristina Aguilera!

 

by little_kitty
7-17-03
So you go down central all the way to rossmo, then turn right onto it, right again...
Whatcha got there?
Well, its a napkin with a map on it. So, I guess that would make it a... mapkin?
You're stupid.
Can't win em all.
Which ones have you won?

 

by little_kitty
7-17-03
What I dont understand is politics. I think there should be anarchy! No more rules! No more leaders!
Yeah, but if "anarchy" were to happen, then wouldn't we just have a leader telling us that its our free world to do what we want in, under his jurisdiction? I mean, is it not just back to diplomacy?
I didn't think you had it in you.
Yeah, it happens every now and again.

 

by little_kitty
7-17-03
Step 1 : Buy the Sims Superstar
Wow. My buddy was right. The Sims Superstar really does kick ass.
Evan! The boss wants you to work on that report. He'll be out in 10 minutes.
Step 2 : Block out everything that everyone says, and stay centered in your own little world.
Evan, How's that report going?
I need to move fast in order to get all the logic up. Maybe if I triple-speed, the process will become like breathing.
Step 3 : Success!
You are completely right! Logic definitely needs to be raised, times three. The Executives definitely need a man like you up there. See you Monday.
All I need is to get the money and I'm set!

 

by little_kitty
7-18-03
Now Canadians can rule the world!
Nien! I mean, Yeah!

 

by little_kitty
7-19-03
In Banff...
Man, you snored so loud last night. I could hardly get to sleep.
I'm getting over strep throat, ok?
Well, its not funny.
Please don't snore so loud tonight.
I'll try not to, just... go to sleep before I do.
But at least you know how retarded my friends really are.
So? Did I snore really loud again last night?
No, you sounded like a little kitty. Little kitty little kitty.

 

by little_kitty
7-20-03
Stealthy as a leopard, man stalks his prey.
Wow. Great body, great personality, I could definitely add her to my girlfriends.
He's never had a problem with the ladies, always balanced a few girls at the same time.
What's more scary is the fact that I would actually bring this one home to meet my mom.
Well... you have to fuck up somewhere, right?
Will you come home with me to meet my mom?
?

 

by little_kitty
7-20-03
Oh, i don't know... I don't... Holy shit!
Yeah, that's what they all say.
I wasn't commenting on THAT... i just got a splinter in my...
I know... That's what they all say.
Brought to you by our sponsors : Viagra.
Got wood?

 

by little_kitty
7-22-03
Started out innocently enough...
Howdy Miss Kitty. I'm Sherriff Jes. A whisky'd be might fine.
Howdy ma'am. I'm Deputy Jools. Better make that two.
Then takes a turn for the, uh, better with the Outlaw Chooby.
Miss Kitty, how much for a night of your company.
Depends on how long the night lasts. *giggle*
And ends with Chooby flying off into space and the Sherriff and Deputy getting drunk at Miss Kitty's bar.
Damn. I always just end up alone.

 

by little_kitty
7-25-03
I never realized how many Canadians were actually on this site. I also never realized how many UK-ers were on this site.
I never realized how ugly you were. Some things can't be helped though, right?

 

by little_kitty
7-25-03
YAAAR! I AM ZOMBIE! I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR DOGS AND CORNHOLE THEM!
Are you related to Tobor by chance?
TOBOR HAVE RELATIVES?
YAAR... *ahem* Ooh! Aah! I am a scary zombie! I will... pet your pets nicely and sit them back where they were.

 

by little_kitty
7-29-03
Step 1: Try to access #stripcreator
To access IRC chat, you need to Install Java something or other.
Sounds easy enough. Install!
Step 2: Find out that you need a bunch of crap.
To run this program, you need to update your Windows View something.
This is taking more time than I need, but okay, install!
Step 3:Install all the crap you thought you needed, when really, what you did need, can't be downloaded.
The site you are trying to access requires an updated version of Windows View something.
GOD DAMN!

 

by little_kitty
7-29-03
And we're back to "Whatever Happened to... b4-4" Here's your host, Old Man With Smelly Armpits!
I guess that man in the box with the tin can that makes noise told ya'll why I'm here. What happened to b4-4, the Canadian boy band that did so well for so little time? Here we go to live satellite:
Well, that about sums it up! Next time on this here show, we're talkin about the band named after a womens genitalia!
He means the band Kittie.

 

by little_kitty
7-30-03
How the story came to be...
Hey, want to play the biscuit game?
Sure! And then just leave it here and see what happens!
*growing... growing...*
See?
Yes he's a horse, damn prettiest horse I ever did see!

 

by little_kitty
8-01-03
Dude, my parents are leaving for a week... I get the house to myself.
...
And I'm moving at the end of the month
Dude, you've told me all this stuff about a million times.
Dude, my parents are leaving for a week... I get the house to myself.
...

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
Please take your seat.
I'm finally going to meet the infamous Kajun...
Oi. So ye're l_k?
Aye.
Well, off to the pub. You comin?
Of course!

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
3pm...
Oi. How you holdin up, l_k?
So far so good...
7pm...
Oi. How you holdin up, l_k?
S'far s'good...*burp* s'cuse me...
11pm...
Oi. How you holdin up, l_k?
*THUD*

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
After the pub...
Fuckin females can't hold their bloody liquor... at least she hasn't puked yet...
Hmmm... she's passed out...
*snore*
10 minutes later...
HEY! What the hell! I was warned about this!!

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
I'm sleeping in the bathroom where you can't get me!
Ahh, fook off. I was only jokin.
Joking? You call me, on the bed, half naked and you standing above me, half naked, only joking?!
You still had clothes on. Therefore, its joking.

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
Kajun Physics
That rack of yours isn't going to make you float by itself...
What the hell are you talking about?!

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
So... what is it you do here...
Well, I blah blah blah then blah blah blah sex blah blah blah beer!
I guess all my assumptions were right...
Blah blah blah beer blah blah blah sex blah blah blah kitty blah blah blah pub!
Wait. Did you just say my name, sex, beer, and pub all in the same sentence?
I'm gifted that way.

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
Okay... so its 7pm on a Tuesday. What are we doin tonight?
Going to the pub.
Don't you ever do anything different?
We could stay in... *wink wink*
Let's go to the pub.
Allrighty!

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
Well, I guess this is good bye. We had some fun...
Yeah. Thanks for showing me the true side to Scotland.
No problem. Thanks for showing me your boobs.
No problem... wait... what?!
Well, see ya later!
I knew he had a webcam in the bathroom...

 

by little_kitty
8-11-03
Ah, PC's...
Oh man... You run a mac?!
No...
...
I run a muk!!

 

by little_kitty
8-28-03
I couldn't find a character to represent my mom...
So how did your appointment at the doctor's go?
Fine. I got all my questions answered and I started the pill.
So she's a duck...
Are you active?!
No, Mom, but i'm going off to university. it's bound to happen. This is a safety measure.
Dad's outside bbq-ing by the way.
WHAT?!?!?!

 

by little_kitty
9-06-03
Deep in the hundred mile farm, where old men can sodomize...
There's trouble a foot!
What, you've got a thorn in your hoof?
There is an enchanted neighbourhood where chickens will spread their thighs...
No, Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh were found naked in bed together!
*bgawk* That will terrorize children for the rest of their lives!
Are you getting as turned on by the song as I am?
I'm sitting over here now you sick fuck.

 

by little_kitty
9-13-03
It's so hard these days to find a good man. Sometimes I just sit at home and cry and wish for someone to love me.
I know. All they want is sex, sex, sex, and more sex. What about the emotional support? What about love?!
...
...
Sucky suck fi dollah?
Me love you long time!

 

by little_kitty
9-19-03
INCANDESCENT! LONGITUDE! RECALCITRANT!
Uh, excuse me Mr... Uh, Jes_. The CD player I bought yesterday is defective. It made one of my CD's skip repeatedly.
Oh. I see. And what CD was it that was skipping?
INCANDESCENT!LONGITUDE!RECALCITRANT!
The Dictionary for Lazy's

 

by little_kitty
10-05-03
Today is "Bring your Parent's to School day!"
Bet you any money my daddy's cooler than your daddy!
Whatever. My dad's awesome! We treat him like the family pet he's so cool!
Yarr! Me baby Tiffy be the coolest girl around!
Arf!
I... that explains a lot.
Thanks Daddy!

 

by little_kitty
10-11-03
Hey
Wanna go see a movie this weekend?
Why watch one when we can make our own? I've already got Bertha in on it...

 

by little_kitty
10-17-03
Yo dawg. You hear about that new, cool, ultra hip electronic device called the Turnip Twaddler? It twaddles your turnips!
Ele-ctro-nic?
Er, right. So I'm learning about the Industrial Revolution... It's hella cool. With trains and stuff... and factory's...
Ind-ust-rial Rev-olu-tion?
Dude, what's wrong with you?
Thankee, dark English, I am amish!

 

by little_kitty
10-23-03
Oh... OH how I love thee!
*giggle* what do you love about me?
i love your sweet juicy inside, and your sesame seed outside...
*giggle giggle* oh frank you... wait... frank, turn on the light!
i...
i KNEW i smelled bacon!

 

by little_kitty
10-28-03
peek...
a...
boorite?!

 

by little_kitty
11-08-03
umm... so, did little_kitty just fall off of the face of the earth and die?
nah, she's at university now... so, yeah, she did fall off of the face of the earth and die.

 

by little_kitty
11-09-03
it would appear that l_k got bumped down to 4 stars
serves you right, you unfunny canadian bastard

 

by little_kitty
11-09-03
Hey! l_k got her fifth star put back on, thanks to a sexy piece of man!
she still only deserves the 4 stars for being from Canada... and being unfunny... and blond...

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
Paul, I'm sorry... but Kaalyn says I act like a totally different person around you... and we've been friends for longer than I've known you and... I'm so sorry...
*sob*
1 week later
This sucks... I was totally in love with him... and he totally really cared about me... and I dumped him for my best friend
2 weeks later
Paul asked me out the other night.
!

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
Wow, things with Mike are going GREAT!
I totally trust you, which is not something that comes easily...
Yeah, I totally know. After what happened with your dad and with Paul... I'm so happy that you could find it to trust me.
2 freaking days later.
We were just seeing each other... I've been seeing other girls, sleeping with them... Oh, also, me and my ex-girlfriend are getting back together
!

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
July 3rd
I realize that I'm leaving for 2 months... do you think we could get back together when I get back.
Of course.
August 14th (ish) while in Scotland
Hey Ashley! What's up?
Not much man. So, uh, word on the street is Devin likes me and wants to date me.
August freaking 15th (ish) while still in Scotland.
... I totally want to date Ashley. I've wanted to since May.
!

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
Oh come on, please?
No!
Is it because my parents are upstairs? Is it because you don't like me? I love you... Is there too much light? Are you on your rag?
No, no, pfft, no, no!
FINE! If you won't do it, then I'll finish MYSELF! *fap fap fap fap* Can you pass me the kleenex?
!

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
So, l_k obviously picked out a bunch of winners, eh?
Heh. If by "winners" you mean "losers" and if by "l_k" you mean "desperado"
!

 

by little_kitty
11-17-03
So, I'm not coming back to school next term, right? And i thought that I would get the half credits for my full year courses, and I was all stoked.
Then, after writing an essay for 7 freaking hours, I found out that I DON'T get the credits, and that I just spent 7 hours and a whole lot of sleep on something that doesn't even count.

 

by little_kitty
11-19-03
I've been here for one day... what the deuce is with all of this snow?!

 

by little_kitty
11-30-03
Talking with Kajun
You do realise that its an ancient Scottish custom to sleep with the person you're staying with?
Really. Well, I know by "sleep" you mean "share the same bed"
About my upcoming visit
They'd cut my sporran off if they thought I wasn't playing by the rules. And yes, by sleep I mean share the same bed...
Haha.
To stay with him in Scotland.
After I've nailed you.
h4w!

 

by little_kitty
11-30-03
and just to clear everything up, by "nailed" I am obviously alluding to the act of sexual intercourse
What if a guy is staying with you?
Guys don't stay with us because then we'd have to sex with them.
Yes, you ship them express to Cardiff...
Yes, let the Welsh handle them
In a sheep's costume.

 

by little_kitty
11-30-03
To avoid hangover, I'm just going to stay drunk for my entire visit.
Or you could just, not drink.
Oh, and the chastity belt is back in place.
damn, I was just going to say, sex with a Kajun is the best way to avoid a hangover. It's in the medical dictionary.
Really...
Yeah, written by Dr. Kevin Ajun.

 

by little_kitty
11-30-03
How long are you going to be over here for?
I'm thinking 2 weeks.
(Don't worry lads, that's plenty of time for me to nail her.) Two weeks, eh? You'll get lots of sightseeing done.
definitely!
(Mwa ha ha)
I... I'm scared.

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